▸ EST. 2020 — CLASH DIVISION — UNDEFEATED*

We came. We fed. We blamed the jungler.

CLASH WINS Inifite CLASH LOSSES -1 AVG DEATHS/GAME CLASSIFIED BARON THROWS TOO MANY WORLD RANKING TOP 5 LOCAL

// active_roster.json

THE SQUAD

// bench.json — "we aren't always the same 5"

SUBSTITUTES

// tournaments.log

TOURNAMENTS

01
3 — 0 2026

CLASH — BRACKET STAGE

Season 2026 · Summoner's Rift

VICTORY View scoreboard →
02
3 — 0 2026

CLASH — BRACKET STAGE

Season 2026 · Summoner's Rift

VICTORY View scoreboard →
03
TBD —

NEXT CLASH

Coming soon · Stay scared

PENDING Results not yet
// sponsors & partners
vesinquries@gmail.com

// frequency_shifter.exe

SOCIALS

ORG CHANNELS

PERSONNEL FREQUENCIES

B4LLS4CK SW4G
Youtube X

// manifesto.txt

We are VALOR ESPORT.
We do not surrender at 15.
We surrender at 14:59.

We are not a ranked team.
We are a lifestyle.

Our enemies fear us.
Our teammates also fear us.

WE WILL EITHER WIN THE CLASH
OR HAVE A VERY DETAILED
POST-GAME DISCUSSION
ABOUT WHO INTED.
* undefeated in our hearts

// recruitment_open.exe

CONTACT VES

Sponsorships. Fan mail. Trash talk. Tryout requests (we will not respond).

// official comms vesinquries@gmail.com Response time: when Saibot feels like it
// server status
Main roster — LOCKED
Sub slots — QUESTIONABLE
Morale — CRITICAL
// we are looking for
  • ▸ Sponsors (cash preferred, energy drinks accepted)
  • ▸ Players with positive KDA (never seen one)
  • ▸ Someone to blame who isn't the jungler
  • ▸ A therapist (team rate)

By submitting you acknowledge that VES is not responsible for any emotional damage caused by reading our replies.